The digital age of dating hmm…. Where swiping left or right can mean the difference between a free pizza and some gems, some…potential soulmate. Okay, maybe that’s a stretch, but hey wait who’s judging. In this wild world of dating apps, we’re all trying to find that special someone or at least someone who doesn’t mind we eat all the pizza ;). Gone are the days of uncomfortably asking out your crush in front of your locker, hoping your voice doesn’t crack like a teenager going through puberty which, let’s be honest, it probably did. Now, we cross the thrilling and slightly terrifying world of dating apps, where love or at least a good laugh is just a swipe away. But let’s be real, it’s not always easy. I mean, have you seen the dating profiles of some people? It’s like they’re trying to win an award for most creative use of emoji’s.

“I’m a free spirit who loves adventure and hiking… and also playing video games for 12 hours straight.”

Or how about this one:

“I’m a dog mom who loves wine and long walks on the beach… and also my cat, Mr. Jack, who is my actual soulmate.”

I’m not saying these people are lying, but I’m pretty sure Mr. Jack is just a cat.

There’s Mr. U who uses the same photo from his high school graduation for every app (because apparently peak physical fitness was achieved at 18). Then there’s Ms. I, whose bio reads like a self-help manifesto but whose idea of a romantic evening is takeout and returns of “Friends” (again?). Despite the challenges, we keep on swiping, hoping to find that special connection. And sometimes, it works! You meet someone who shares your love of pizza and not just because they’re trying to get out of paying for dinner.

But what about the ones who don’t make the cut? The ones who are just too weird, too boring, or too full of themselves? Well, let’s just say they’re getting a lot of practice in the “art of rejection”. On the other hand, there are those who find love in the most unexpected places – like a coffee shop or a bookstore or even a dog park. No apps required! Just good old-fashioned human interaction and a healthy dose of fortune. So what’s the secret to success in the digital age of dating? Is it all about finding that perfect match, or is it about being open to whatever life throws your way?

 Dating apps aren’t all bad! You might just stumble upon your soulmate, or at least someone who can hold a decent conversation that doesn’t involve emoji’s as punctuation. Plus, they provide endless entertainment. Met a guy who claims he’s a millionaire but types with the grammar of a pigeon? Swipe left and cackle with your friends! Encountered a woman who lists “dog lover” but her pictures show her dangling a Chihuahua like a clutch purse? Instant meme material.

Dating apps are a rollercoaster… You’ll experience the highs of matching with someone who actually seems normal, the lows of radio silence after a seemingly great chat, and the hilarious ridiculousness of it all.But that’s the beauty (and the curse) of the digital age. So, keep swiping, keep laughing, and who knows, you might just find your happily ever after or at least a decent story for brunch with your besties. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match – or at least someone who will share your pizza

Even if love doesn’t app-ear, you’ll always have a treasure trove of dating app horror stories to tell your grandkids who will probably be finding love through neural implants by then.